Bollocks! This is the first E3 in years that I wasn’t at E3 or sitting at home to watch everything ASAP. I’ve only had 30 mins to take a quick glance over everything and so far… I’m terribly disappointed in Nintendo!
Technical specifications on Nintendo’s next-gen codenamed Revolution hardware haven’t been released. Nintendo says their new console is only two or three times as powerful as the Gamecube. “It’s not all about having ‘turbo power,’ ” Nintendo’s Perrin Kaplan told USA Today. “It’s about what you do with it.” Choke! What!? Nice, giant positive way to sell the consumers.
WTF is up with Revolution and why does Nintendo seem to think being only 2 or 3 times more powerful than the Gamecube is okay? Or, even if it turns out to be awesome, whatever it actually is, couldn’t they have oooh, I dunno, stood behind it with a bit more enthusiasm? The Revolution press release is so extremely anti-climatic.
Okay, it uses standard DVDs and it’s backwards compatible. Great for Nintendo to finally do this, but it’s something well, expected, demanded and no big deal. The design is compact, sleek and um, small. Yea. Big whoop. I mean, yeah it kind of looks nice, but the buttons look really, really small. Yes, I’ve seen super huge giant blowup images of it. Well, okay, I do like that it is slot loading instead of using a tray. 512KB of Flash memory sort of perks up my interest a tiny bit and that users can add more memory with standard SD cards… well, hmmm. But this isn’t a HUGE deal.
The Revolution will have downloadable access to 20 years of titles originally released for Nintendo 64, the Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES) and even the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES). That’s really cool, but not a system seller.
So, it can be stood vertically on a silver stand. It uses standard DVDs, its backwards compatible and it can be used to play many of Nintendo’s classic titles. It’s 2 to 3 times more powerful than the Gamecube. Where’s the OMG-I-have-to-have-this-factor?
And the Game Boy Micro? Ummm, again… WTF!? A “new” Game Boy Advance? It’s ugly, and has a smaller screen than the original GBA. What is Nintendo thinking?
Nintendo, I’ve never been more disappointed in my life. Please, somehow, bring me some relief over the next few days. Please!
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